UFFA

United Federation of Frustrated Albinos

No Shade. No Silence.

The Origin

It all began when AngryAlbino was banned from MSN for his username. No threats, no hate speech—just the audacity to exist under a label that was a bit too... reflective.

"I just expressed to them they were being discriminatory against frustrated Albinos and that I had a whole community of overlooked extra white people that included all races of mankind and might start an Albino uprising over MSN suppression of our voices."

Thus, the UFFA was born—a bold coalition of the nearly translucent, the perpetually sunburned, and the gloriously self-aware.

What We Stand For

Freedom of expression—especially for those with reflective skin.
SPF 100 for all who need it.
Content moderation that understands satire and self-deprecating humor.
Equal comment rights, regardless of pigmentation.

Our Manifesto

We are the pale. The overlooked. The glow-in-the-dark truth-tellers who will no longer be filtered out.

We may lack pigment, but we do not lack purpose.

We shall not tan—we shall be heard.

Our List of Demands

A public apology from MSN for silencing the Albino voice.
Free SPF 100 for all UFFA members, distributed via the Department of Glowland Security.
Manual review for any username containing humor, honesty, or heightened reflectivity.
Universal acceptance of "extra white" as a proud and protected identity.
A National Day of Luminescence to honor all who burn for freedom.

Honorary Members

Glowbro the Radiant

Blinded three moderators with his bare forehead. First to breach the Shadowban Wall. Currently teaches light deflection and silent resistance.

Freckleface the Fearless

A natural-born rebel with a spotted complexion of truth. Led the Great Shade Rebellion of 2023 with nothing but a straw hat and righteous fury.

The Nearly Invisible Ninja

So pale he disappears on white backgrounds. Infiltrated seven forums, left no trace—except enlightenment.

Testimonials

"I used to get sunburned just thinking about going outside. Now I get fired up thinking about freedom of expression! UFFA gave me that." – S. Lucent

"They tried to dim my voice. UFFA turned up the brightness." – B. Ray

The UFFA Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the Light,
and to the Brightness for which it stands,
one spectrum, under sun,
unfiltered, with liberty and lotion for all.

The Oath

I, a proud member of the UFFAnation, solemnly swear to defend the pale, uplift the ghostly, and protect the right to glow. I will shield my comrades with reflective armor, honor our ancestors of the ivory hue, and speak truth even when it blinds.

Contact the Resistance

If you or someone you love has been unfairly filtered, censored, or dimmed by moderation systems, we want to hear your story. Reach out to us here: angryalbino.com/contact

Membership Dues

Official UFFA membership dues are a humble $1 USD or a bottle of SPF 100. Because your commitment shouldn't cost more than your sunblock.
Contact us for more details.

Glory to the Albino

Born of moonlight, kissed by dawn,
With ghostly glow we carry on.
No pigment deep, yet fire within,
Our brilliance speaks where none have been.

We walk the earth both proud and fair,
With sunscreen thick and radiant glare.
The world may shade, may mock, may sneer—
But still we shine, year after year.

So raise your hats, and lather true,
For alabaster souls like you.
With mirrored hearts and spirits wide—
The Albinos shall not hide.